In His Own Words
About him
About me.
Larconically distressed (Horrible sense of humour)
Non spleen venter.
The world we live in is mental,and so am I.
Winner of the nearly 70 sloth of the year award
Into a bit of training , so not a " fatty". Chunky would just about do it. ( See pics).
Very very easy going.
I love cake and sausages.
Tactility is important in my life. A really good set of Cuddles can melt away almost anything presented by the sometimes, nasty, self serving, shallow, plastic world that we currently abide in.
( There are some really good bits. Being alive is my main one).
I am A political. Voting in any direction for a bunch of greedy,self serving nutcases, just isn't my thing. ( Actually on that information supplied. I would have made an excellent Politician)
Acceptance of mental serfdom and falling asleep during any dross dripping, self serving political speeches currently being my thing.
However, if you are a politics junkie, that's cool. Just don't bore me with it. Throwing your cup of beverage,tearing your hair out,stamping on your specs, or swearing at the TV screen may well stretch datante.🥴.
I would however vote for any party that had cuddles, slothing, kindness,cake and sausages as a mandatory factor in their manifesto.
I don't drink, but I'm more than happy for a partner to get extremely happy/wobbly. Comatose is probably pushing it a bit. . !!. Cognizant abilities to recall memories of the previous day probably being a loose benchmark.🥴.
This area of the coast that we live in is wonderful. And although I stopped active " route marching" a while ago(. God invented the wheel and then gave us an engine. So that us oldies could still cause some mild havoc He's clever like that). There's nothing nicer, than arriving " heated, or air conned", for a good amble along any interesting areas that may take the fancy. Then back on with the "tooty heating , or air con" whilst searching for food , coffee or cake.
(carrot cake and a frothy coffee being a very civilized end to any excursion)..
About his ideal match
Is there such a thing. ?
Well.!!
Alive is good. Alive and naughty is even better.
Off kilter mentality+Fun+ understanding+ adjustment+ spark+ cake+ sausages+ slothing +cuddles =😁 me , or possible fantastic mutual Utopia.= 😁You.
Nothing else should have any bearing on a potential relationship .
Examples.
Social standing, economics, ethnicity, shape, size, height ( vertically challenged are welcome).religion, are all totally unimportant to me.
Essentially if a relationship is to work it needs to be free of any deep rooted negative baggage. Thus giving it the chance to succeed.
If you feel that this is you. Spend some time and drop me a line. If not I wish you well and good luck in your search. ( I know it can be exhausting/ depressing, but you can't get high unless you give it a try)!!!!!🥴T
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Poole (Ferndown), Dorset, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
69 | |
Star sign: |
Virgo | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body type: |
Stocky | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Grey | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Never | |
Education: |
Further education | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 40 miles of postcode district BH22 (Ferndown) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
59 - 71 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Caustic |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
The genitals |
Party behaviour: |
An exhibitionist |
Personality traits: |
Easygoing; Happy; Outspoken; Trustworthy |
Fashion sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite clothing: |
I'm most comfortable naked |
Favourite colour: |
Other |
Hair style: |
Disappearing; It's a distant memory |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Body hair: |
Average |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
Several tattoos |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Classical; Jazz; R&B / Soul |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
Crime; Fiction; History; Non-fiction |
TV habits: |
I watch television most days |
TV programmes: |
Cartoons; Documentaries; Educational; Movie Channels; News |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Adult; Comedy; Documentary; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Reading; Writing books |
Sport involvement: |
Bored to death |
Sports: |
Cycling; Darts; Pool; Triathlon; Weight training |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Chinese; French; Gastro Pub; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at work: |
I'm retired |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time online: |
I check in once a day |
Family size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family contact: |
I moved to be away from them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Body piercing(s); Erotica; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking |
Work aspirations: |
Fire the boss |
Dream home: |
Other |
Religious attendance: |
Doesn't apply |
Politics: |
Anarchic |
Feelings about using Saga Connections: |
Jaded |
Honesty: |
Very |
