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Darkhumour

80 – Telford (Shifnal), Shropshire, England

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Darkhumour

80 – Telford (Shifnal), Shropshire, England

Want to grasp every opportunity to fulfill whatever ever time remains for me on this planet

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Online: Yesterday

Modified: 06 September 2024

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In His Own Words

About him

Love to explore new opportunities. Very honest and don't tell lies. Used to ride horses but now only occasionally. Built 2 houses over the last few years for my own occupation but now downsized since I lost my wife nearly 7 years ago after being very happily married for over 52 years. Obtained black belt status in sports karate many years and still very active. About to take up golf to continue to be busy. Love cycling (have an ebike which is fantastic.) Love eating out and visiting new places. Travelled extensively both with my job and as a tourist. Also very happy listening to music with a bottle of nice wine with someone special. Can sometimes appear too serious but that's only on the outside. On the inside it's a different story. I am basically very happy in my own skin but do have a dark and sometimes sarcastic/irreverent /dry sense of humour but in a nice/funny way. Definitely not in a bad way.

About his ideal match

Kind, understanding. Able to compromise. Likes the countryside and current affairs. Able to discuss such topics and not be upset if I have a different opinion. Enjoy some cosy nights in as well as nights out.

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Telford (Shifnal), Shropshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
80
Star sign:
Virgo
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Grey
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Widowed
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
Further education
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Christian / Protestant

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in Europe
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district TF11 (Shifnal)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
50 - 80
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 11" (181cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Education:
Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loyal; Outspoken; Philosophical; Realistic; Sensible; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Kindness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Red
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
I have a full beard
Body hair:
Average
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
I don't have any; A tattoo or two
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Folk; R&B / Soul
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Business; Non-fiction
TV habits:
I watch television every day
TV programmes:
Documentaries; Motoring; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sport; Variety shows
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Documentary; Independent; Westerns
Interests:
Auto repair; Business news; Healthy living; Internet; Investing; Politics
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
Athletics; Boxing; Cricket; Cycling; Horse Riding; Martial arts; Rugby; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Food:
Doesn't matter; Fine Dining; Gastro Pub; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at work:
I'm retired
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public
Turn-offs:
Assertiveness
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Dream home:
Mansion with loads of servants
Religious attendance:
Once a month
Politics:
Conservative
Retirement plans:
Living in the country
Feelings about using Saga Connections:
Hopeful; Optimistic; Excited
Honesty:
Very