In His Own Words
About him
I love travel,the world has never been so accessable so why not visit some of these far off places? Daft if you dont really.
I have been lucky and been to some great places, Thailand, North Africa, Florida, New york, PC World, Halfords.....the list goes on. I absolutely love sunshine and blue skies. Things never seem so bad when the weathers good.... sunshine makes every thing seem possible somehow. There is nothing like a tropical beach so I'm puzzled as to why anyone would choose to go skiing? It's beyond me.
Perhaps I am the odd one out, and there is plenty of evidence to suggest I am, but I just don't get it. What is the point?
I have never understood the appeal of snow or indeed the attraction of hurtling , gibbering with terror, blue from hypothermia down a mountain on expensive planks. I just know I would end up with my face embedded in a tree followed by three weeks of traction and being fed Cow and Gate through a tube ..... not for me thank you very much, give me a sun kissed beach every time.
Camping is something else I just do not get. I struggle to think of anything worse.
What is the possible attraction of communal showers and toilets? Of zipping yourself up in a nylon chrysalis then realizing at 3 in morning you need to go to the bathroom, what are you supposed to do? do you hop like some crazed parent in the sack race or do the zippy thing all over again.....what if its raining for Gods sake!!
I realize I might have alienated a lot of you but I am genuinely concerned. I believe campers should undergo some sort of mental capacity test, Nothing too difficult, just something given by a mental health practitioner that will enable him or her to issue a certificate stating your lights are on and there is indeed someone in.
Sorry if I have offended you.......no I'm not because your nuts.
About his ideal match
The sort of woman I am looking for will be slim and feminine,and loves life. Be interested in meeting and not addicted to emailing.
She will have a sense of humour and enjoy laughing.
Willing to be a full partner in this adventure and the ones to come.
At the end of the day though it is down to the right chemistry. People either spark or dont if you see what I mean.
How often have you seen a couple in a pub or restaurant, never saying a word to one another, avoiding eye contact, wanting to be anywhere other than where they are and nothing in common save the years they have been together.
I would rather be on my own. I dont want that.
I want to look forward to seeing you every day, I want to be thrilled by the little knowing wink. I want to enjoy your company, and not feel that every silence has to be filled, I suppose I mean just being comfortable with someone.
Your probably thinking I'm a romantic fool with an utopian ideal that isn't realistic and you may be right but aim high and you never know you might hit it.
But a word of warning, It is true that I always mean well and I dont have a malicious bone in my body but I freely admit to being hopeless at the domestic things.
I can make a mess in an empty room. I recently attempted to cook something I saw in a Jamie Oliver recipe book.
The lying little Essex toad described it as 'easy'.
My daughter came round to find me sitting on the kitchen floor surrounded by chaos, eyes like saucers, sucking my thumb and humming.
I have probably put you all off by now but at least you wont be bored.
Well thats some of the negatives mentioned, let me try to contain the damage.
On the plus side I'm loyal. loving and good company. I am not a boozer and I don't get grumpy. I dress well, can hold a conversation and Im reliable. So if you think you may be courageous enough to even meet me then please get in touch. You never know I might grow on you.............. Nice legs would be a bonus.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Shrewsbury, Shropshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
71 | |
Star sign: |
Leo | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Greying | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Vegetarian | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Further education | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Solvent | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Shrewsbury (England, United Kingdom) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
58 - 64 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 2" (157cm) - 5' 10" (179cm) | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Light-hearted |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Melancholy; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Hope; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Smart (It's all about quality) |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
I have a goatee |
Body hair: |
Average |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
R&B / Soul |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly |
Books: |
Business; Crime; Fiction; History; Non-fiction; Self-help; Travel |
TV habits: |
I watch television most days |
TV programmes: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Nature/Wildlife; News |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Mystery; Westerns |
Interests: |
Business news; Photography; Reading; Writing books |
Sport involvement: |
Bored to death |
Sports: |
Swimming; Walking; Weight training |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Ask me later |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at work: |
I work at home |
Pastimes of choice: |
Exercising |
Time online: |
I check in once a day |
Family size: |
I've got a sister |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Dog(s); Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Intelligence; Wealth |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Tattoo(s) |
Work aspirations: |
Find new, more meaningful work |
Dream home: |
In the country |
Religious attendance: |
Rarely |
Politics: |
Liberal |
Retirement plans: |
Finally writing that novel |
Feelings about using Saga Connections: |
Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
